Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore...
10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.

3. Kiasee - don't want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.

1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals...
Still confused over condoms and condos.

AC Milan playmaker Kaka has been named European player of the year for 2007.

The Brazilian, 25, was the Champions League's top scorer last season with 10 goals as he led his team to the title, beating Liverpool in Athens in the final.

He wins the Golden Ball after amassing 444 points in the France Football survey of 96 journalists from around the world.
Each was asked to vote on a shortlist of 50 players and Christiano Ronaldo came a distant second with 277 points.