Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore...
10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.

3. Kiasee - don't want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.

1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals...
Still confused over condoms and condos.

AC Milan playmaker Kaka has been named European player of the year for 2007.

The Brazilian, 25, was the Champions League's top scorer last season with 10 goals as he led his team to the title, beating Liverpool in Athens in the final.

He wins the Golden Ball after amassing 444 points in the France Football survey of 96 journalists from around the world.
Each was asked to vote on a shortlist of 50 players and Christiano Ronaldo came a distant second with 277 points.

Addiction

we see addiction everyday.
it's shocking how many kinds of addiction exist.
it would be too easy if it was just drugs and pills and cigarettes.
i think the hardest part of kicking a habit is wanting to kick it,
i mean we get addicted for a reason, right?
often, too often, things that start out are just a normal part of your life
at some point cross the line, too obsessive, compulsive, out of control.
it's the high we're chasing, the high that makes everything else fade away.
still, they say u don't kick the habit until u hit rock or bottom.
but how do you know when you were there?
because no matter how badly a thing is hurting us,
sometimes letting it go hurts even worse.

GA-S4E2

person found, mystery solved.

ZACH WAS IN KOREA! heh.

happy birthday b.

life goes on... and on... and on.

tears dont help problems.
whining wont make things any better.
when times get tough,
realise that no matter what your problem is,
someone is and will always be
fighting a harder battle then you.
it's not worth sweating over
the little things in life.
have hope but understand
that without doing anything,
nothing gets done.
remember everyday is a gift.
even on rainy days.

so never give up.

Just some thoughts..

Just wanted to say hi and send my love..
I was reading the whole discussion chat on how we came up with this blog name..
It's funny...

We went from Emo kids.. to punk kids.. to cologne/perfume names.. to being gay.. to beer names... and some weird names like sixthlegacy or Transend (That made us sound kinda Tranny... lol)

We settled for bubsmellsfunny.. for our unanimous love for Bubs..
We have come a long way.. a long the way.. well not THAAAT LONG... but yeah..
We've been though so much good times together..
and we have all been annoyed here and there with each other definately.....
But we always overcome the whole thing.. by getting over it.
I'm kinda glad and happy.. we're all very different people...
from seemingly different backgrounds.. getting together... and sticking together.

Okay i know u guys think im fulla crap now... but Just wanna say...
I love you guys.. and if I have EVER.. done anything to make you guys unhappy...etc..
I'm sorry.. :) I'm glad glad glad and proud to be one of the bubs..




P/s: just in case u guys need a reminder...
Friday.. Please try and turn up all of ya.. (with 6 cans of beer)
It's beer and pizza night..!!!! =)

i haven't slept ): i'm so tired and the caffeine isn't kicking in.

someone do my assignment please.

Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air.
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings.
Happy boys and happy girls, we'll be.
We are the happy boys and girls.

CAN YOU READ THIS?

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now, close your eyes about 80%... and you can see it!

wat has changed?

since joining the army 2 months ago,
there are certain changes in my life.
and there are somethings tat has remain the same.

Wat has changed?
-tougher and fitter.
-lesser entertainment and privilege
-only 6 hours of slp
-low income
-read a book

Wat hasn't changed?
-discipline.
-my annoying ex-gf still bothers me.
-my friends around me
-drinking habits

POP!!

finally.. i'm free.
free from recruit life.
free for 9 days.
i deserve all these.
much is to be expected when i'm back at camp next monday.
MOST likely to be posted to RECCE.(or rather SCOUT)
it's very tough, it's very demanding.
but i like challenges.
10 weeks of hell.
i want my jungle hat and black beret.
i'm looking to tat reward.

armour?

hi everyone. u guys having fun at the hotel tonite and i won't be there becos xing's getting confined again. sucks! life in armour is still very shitty. they say we do things wif pride, the black beret, pple lookin at u, our standards being on par wif the commandos. but why must i go thru all these? why is BMT in tekong so slack? there's nothing called fairness in their dictionary.
endure for 2 weeks and it's POP.
i ain't a recruit anymore.

i miss drinking.
i miss food outside.
i miss hanging out wif friends till late.
i miss watching and playing soccer.
i miss watching movies.
i miss being a civilian.

and as for brian, i don't understand what problems u're going thru rite now
but i'm here to hear u out.
maybe i could help.

I am ghost..

Day in Day out...
people see what they wanna see..
hear what they wanna hear..
Do what they wanna do..
but hardly anyone says what they really wanna say.

I glide around the corridoors.. hearing people mumbling..
and when they're asked to repeat? they say.. "nothing"..
whast the use of being there... whats the use of hanging around..
when your pressence mean so little to everyone else..
no one listens when you talk.. no one talks much to you..

Wallowing in their own world shutting everyone out.
When crunch time arrives.. people huddle together in physical comfort..
meantally? emotionally? no one really knows what goes on...
because of all our inability to express ourselves...
our inability to even open up to the simple people in life we call friends...
The people whom you think are shutting you out...
maybe when it's actually vice versa..

who am I to say...
I have difficulties expressing my thoughts all the time
with a fear of being judged. sometimes being laughed at.
maybe this is how it works in my mind..
maybe i am conditioned to be the one giving..
and never taking.. it's tiring...
but I also know... I am not the only one who feels that way.
no shite right?

who i am

now i understand who i really am.. pls.. dont try to spite me.. bub smells funny.. is my own.. it is what i own.. dont u dare try to understand wat it means.. because my so called close friends you are all.. trying to understand what u shouldnt.. i am a lost soul that should not be found.. i thought i was my brother.. but i am not.. i am myself something that is as low as dirt... stepped on.. to clean ur shoes i am a door mat.. i have been cheated.. i am a clown.. to make u all happy.. i understand this now.. dont try to make me change it.. i guesss the way in life is the oldest holds a key understanding that the oldest holds it and the youngest gets stepped on.. soo.. pls dont call me.. or try to contacted me.. i dont want to speak to anyone.. i'm all alone is the world called home.. my parents are the only one that comfort me in all the troubles although in the past they have not.. u neglect to understand that i am a human being i do feel .. i do taste , hear and see.. i do have a heart i do go out of my way to promise a hope for u ungratful shyts taht i would make u happy but u treat me like a clown and for that for u i am one.. but for others.. i am brian! so go to hell i dont want to see or hear from u guys ever again..

chivasxomartellbeer

Been drinking non stop for about 2 weeks now.. EVERY SINGLE DAY.....
maybe sometimes... staying high is staying alive..
being sober.. you realize.. the world isn't half as happy as it is..

maybe i should start drinking again... like now? haha..

anyway it's been one hellova great time...

love-k

This is it?

why have a girl friend.. dats takes wat u say lightly... doesnt care if u call.. doesnt message u.. doesnt make an effort to make convo or even hear ur voice.. i am not too sure.. why.. Arghh.. i'm starting to think my life is actually going down the shitter with everyone else around me.. this is sooo not me.. wait it is.. i am not sure.. is this really.. how it is surpose to be? i dont know .. why dont u tell me! explain to me in a million and one.. word essay.. include a intro / body and conlcusion.. and u might get a prize of a big FUK U! hahaha.. watever.. CLICK BOOM>>>>> DEAD wat ever...

school starts today (which i only found out 2 days ago).

which therefore sucks ):

Friday 13th Madness..

Friday 13th BBQ at Brian's... Was Wet fun Drunk!!
Too bad Xing had to miss it due to enlistment.. hope he's having a better time now! =)

Looking fwd for more FUN!!


love-K

countdown..to hell..

it's 1 more day and still counting to xing's 2nd home:
Keat Hong Camp!!!
would say it's 1 of the toughest phrase of my life.
hopefully xing changes into a better person.
hopefully the "boy to man thingy" applies. hopefully.
all i could do is hope. life will change. i may change.
13 july. a little excited, a little worried.
i've friends in there. i've friends enlisting wif me.
but 2 years is a long way. however, i've to fall in love wif it.

been enjoying myself for the past 3 weeks becos
life won't be good on fri the 13.
jus wana enjoy every moment as a civilian.
why NS? why?
ok. enuf of all the why(s) jus serve and f**k off.
while xing's in the armour unit, u guys take care.
u'll prob see lesser of xing in the months ahead...
sir yes sir!!

hungry.

Champions League Champions!!!

The Olympic Stadium in Athens gets ready to host the 2007 Champions League final between AC Milan and Liverpool and it wouldn't disappoint.

New Liverpool owner George Gillette meets some of the Liverpool faithful before the kick-off. There were plenty of Reds fans in Athens, but they would leave disappointed.

German referee Herbet Fandel makes his point to Gennaro Gattuso. The combative Italian would get his customary booking later on, but the ref had a good game overall.

Liverpool's Xabi Alonso gets his legs in a tangle as he brings down Milan playmaker Kaka. It was from this free-kick that Inzaghi would score the first goal.

Milan's Pippo Inzaghi claimed this goal wasn't a fluke. So scoring with your eyes closed while the ball hits your arm is a well practiced art... apparently.
Jose Reina in the Liverpool goal is totally bemused by Inzaghi's deflection, as the ball finds its way into the net for Milan's first goal on the stroke of half-time.
Milan's Pippo Inzaghi celebrates his goal as Liverpool's John Arne Riise can hardly believe his luck.
Liverpool's player of the match, Javier Mascherano, trudges off as manager Rafa Benitez calculates his decision to sub him. The Argentine departed and Kaka ran amok, setting up the second goal.
With Steven Gerrard through on goal, this was Liverpool's best chance to draw level. But he found Brazilian goalkeeper Dida there to block his low shot.
Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina dives at full stretch to try to stop Pippo Inzaghi when he was through on goal. The Italian slid the ball under him, to make the score 2-0 to Milan.
Dirk Kuyt and Steven Gerrard contemplate defeat as Milan go 2-0 up. Kuyt would get a late one back, but it wouldn't be enough for the Reds.
Dirk Kuyt made the Liverpool fans think of Istanbul when he grabbed a late goal, but it wasn't enough to spark a comeback.
Liverpool's semi-final hero, Spanish goalkeeper Jose Reina, looks depressed as the final whistle blows. If only it had gone to penalties!
Steven Gerrard holds back the tears as he passes the trophy after the game. FIFA president Sepp Blatter almost looks sorry for him as he prepares to hand it over to Paolo Maldini.
Milan celebrate netting their seventh European Cup in style. The Italian giants nearly didn't make it into the competition after they were banned in the match-fixing investigations, but ended up winning it after overturning the ruling.
Milan manager Carlo Ancelotti celebrates winning the trophy, by throwing it in the air. Let's hope he caught it, or the 2008 winners may have a smaller one to take home.

Goal! 2

this is the movie i've been waiting to watch pple.

Release Date:	19th July 2007
Language:	English
Running Time:	115 mins
Rating:	PG
Genre:	Drama / Sports
Starring:	Kuno Becker, Rutger Hauer, Stephen Dillane, Anna Friel, Alessandro Nivola [full cast]
Directed by:	Jaume Collet-Serra
Local Distributor:	Buena Vista International
User Reviews:	Read Review | Write Review
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ROCK CONCERT.

okay... =) Here's status.....

1) ning - wanna go but says it's lu's party too (hm..?).. but will ask B..
2) Xing will go if all goes..
3) zach will go if the crowd is there...
4) joe - Donno? hehehe
5) B... *donno either..* ning says he wanna see electrico or something?

kk... guys.. here's how.. discuss amongst yourselves... if you guys are up for it.. no matter altogether or ALONE.... Lemme know tmr (friday) k? It's gonna be a kick ass concert.. and tickets are selling out pretty fast.. =)

Order of bands playing RFW:
1) The Fire Fight
2) Humpback Oak
3) The Great Spy Experiment
4) A Vacant Affair
5) Force Vomit
6) West Grand Boulevard
7) Caracal (Brian.. i think this is ur friend's band? is it?)
8) Electrico (Am assuming this would be roughtly 7+ 8pm?)
9) Astroninja Allstars

Tickets are at $10... doors open at 3pm... rocking all the way till 9pm!!!!! =)

I will be there but I'll be late cuz im working for mom... lol~
I'll be there as early as I can or better.. SKIP work if mom allows.... hmmmm... yeah~

AND.. you guys can always go for Lu's After the concert!!! =) hahaha just a suggestion aye.. it ends at 9 anyway! Night is STILL Young!!! lol..

LEMME KNOW SOOON!!!!!
~Love Kylie!!!!

Peanuts & Beer

I'm so bored.. and because i'm bored... it's time for me to blog about something! It's been a while.. me know...

THINGS & PEOPLE I MISS IN PERTH!

- the church (which has already been closed down)
- Metrocity (ahh.. so much memories)
- Winfield Blue
- Nandos
- Harlan's Crib
- Nandos again
- Blockbusters
- INDO MEE GORENG
- JESTERS PIEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Murdoch College
- Miss Congear
- My Old house at Mapstone Gardens with my 4 beloved house-mates!!
- Getting lost in Brian's Hse
- Kardinya (where the cheap ciggies comes to your service!)
- Northbridge
- Hungry Jacks
- Waking up at 4am in the morning and walking to Caltex to buy smokes
- Chorus
- CHURCHH!!!!
- SCREAMING in Church
- Pop! there goes my heart
- Twirling
- The Bong which me and Harlan bought but it was lost jes 2 days later
- CLUBBINGG!! (soooooo many adventures (with brian xpecially))
- Good Buddies & Friends
- Pot Black
- Utopia
- Dinners at Northbridge
- the CAR (Licence NO# MEPV) that got me from destination A to B most of the time or rather ALL THE TIME..
- Getting chased by b*ngs mainly for money
- PARties
- A Walk to Remember (Starring Me & JOE whom we both walked almost 6km from Shelleys all the way to Macdonalds)
- Carousel
- LAN Gamings at 1-2am with vucko, lan, etc
- Royal Show
- Arguments with her
- Quarrelin with her
- loving her
- times with her
- 'her'

-etc,etc,etc,etc,etc

Anyway... Backkk to realityyyyyyy....
Lucas b-day was on the 20th of this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY LULU...
Last Saturday at ZOUK was very very fun... for me... MILLION THANKS TO BRIAN & XING for making it a happy event for me... and not forgetting the no.16 deejay in this world... MARCO V... Unfortunately for XING, it wasn't as good as a night that he would want it to be due to some muah muah and moshi moshi... but its okay lah xing... what goes up must come down =D

I cant sleep... and my class begins in 7 hours... =(
Happy belated father's day to all!! :D:D


*someone bday is coming up w0OOOOOtt*

photos of perth from xing's cam

brian's house. is tat ning in the centre? i guess so.

brian's dog: zack

my 1st morning in perth

glen iris shopping centre

my fav drink: honey comb milk shake. slurps!!

to the bubble tea shop northbridge

hahahaha...garybrian's hangout placepot blackmy friends since primary sch

big crabbig lobster

hmmm yummy yum yum!!

the chinese restaurant

the guys at metros...

metros

dinner wif dan at nandos

drinkin at boss's place

perth city

city of perth

murdoch college

2nd fish caught

ning: cold, cold.

xing in action

crabs!

4 hours later...

my farewell dinner wif dan, his gf and his family at a italian restaurant

our farewell party!!

the view of perth from the plane departing perth.
byebye perth...
and special thanks to brian and his parents
for allowing us to stay over at their place.